MOTHERFUCKING YUKA

By the way, HOW ARE PEOPLE FINDING MY VK CH89 RANT?!
Seems like the best way to get attention to this silly thing is to rage. Which I am just about to do.
(Not for people to come to this shitty blog, but just 'cause I'm in total rage mode.)
>incoming foul language<

So I've been playing Corpse Party: Book of Shadows, and mind you, I've played Blood Covered already.
Now, I am not gonna review this game or anything like that (it's pretty damn amazing even though the gameplay is shifted to a style that I think suits it's "prequel" nature).
I am here to bitch about the most annoying motherfucker in this entire series.
MOCHIDA FUCKING YUKA

I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE

THIS LITTLE CUNT. OH, WHERE DO I BEGIN.
Alright, let's start here:
Mochida Yuka, the little sister of Satoshi, has a brother complex. She's supposed to be in her second year of middle school even though I swear she looks like she's like 8.
I mean, it's not even the style of the artwork; the other middle school aged characters you encounter look like they could be teens. NOT THIS BITCH THOUGH.
Now, I usually won't mind the complex and I would have thought it was cute... IF SHE WASN'T SUCH A FUCKING RETARD.
Her dialogue consists of ONIICHANNNNN, ONIICHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN x1000000000.
Did I mention she says that in A REALLY SHRILL FUCKING VOICE?!
She's a selfish, childish, spoiled brat who won't shut the fuck up.

Honestly, if you just fell into the basement of a scary-ass alt dimension school that's out to kill you and you know that barely 5 minutes earlier, you were being chased by an axe wielding maniac, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL OUT, "ONIICHAN" WHEN YOU HEAR THE SLIGHTEST SOUND OF FOOTSTEPS?!
Not to mention that bullshit where she had to take a piss and JUST HAD TO FUCKING FIND A USABLE BATHROOM TO GO.
Why was that even necessary? You could die at any moment, yet you decide to go find a bathroom.
THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. LETS JUST GO THROUGH THIS CORPSE PARTY TO FIND A BATHROOM FOR YOU, MY SPOILED PRINCESS.

Befriending Sachiko? Have you completely lost it?
When you see a suspicious ghost of a little girl that looks like this:

"Onii-chan this, onii-chan that! Why don't you just die already!!" -Sachiko <3

What makes you think it will end well?

Seriously, when I play her chapter in Blood Covered and in Book of Shadows, I always rage so hard.
After grueling through to the true ending of the chapter, I always go back and play it to get the ends where she dies. That is my only happiness when I'm controlling her character.
That and Kizami Yuuya. What a sexy bastard.
Serves her right to have been captured by him.

Ah, and what about that part in BoS where she frantically tries to find a place to HIDE HER PISS SOAKED PANTIES? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Now this happens during the part where she falls into the basement level.
You were just chased by a madman with an axe/giant blunt object, fell into a creepy-ass cave, and are currently still in this school where death is imminent. WHY THE FUCK IS HIDING YOUR PANTIES A PRIORITY HERE?! YOU WASTED SO MUCH TIME DIGGING A HOLE IN THE BATHROOM WALL DOWN THERE WITH A STICK JUST TO STUFF THEM IN THERE.

Just die. 

Final conclusions:
ARE THERE ACTUAL PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO LIKE YUKA?!
Oooh, she's just so full of moe and is such an adorable lil sis chara. FUCK NO.
SHE DOES NOTHING BUT WHINE WHINE WHINE EVERY TIME SHE OPENS THAT MOUTH. There is nothing redeeming about her, dammit.
If I were to get trapped in Heavenly Host and I came across her, I wouldn't mind whatever horrid death I get in the end as long as I get to strangle and murder the shit out of her.
She's so beyond annoying. For the love of hell, I almost cried when I found out she doesn't die in the true end.

I've been so engulfed with rage that I can barely make my points clear. Sorry. ._.




One of these days, I think I'll review Corpse Party. Maybe. >__>

VAMPIRE KNIGHT CHAPTER 89

HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN.
SEE THEM CAPS. IM GOING CAPS RAGE.
>curse words incoming<

I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK I WOULD END UP POSTING ABOUT VAMPIRE KNIGHT EVER AGAIN, BUT HOLY MOTHER OF SHITS.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK JUST FUCKING HAPPENED?!
SERIOUSLY.
WHY FUCK KANAME RIGHT AFTER DELETING ZERO'S MEMORIES OF YOU?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YUUKI?!
"OH, HURRDURR, LOOK AT ME, I'M KURAN YUUKI. I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER TO ERASE ZERO'S MEMORY OF ME BECAUSE HERPADURR HUMANISM. OH, MAYBE I SHOULD FUCK THIS OLD ASS MOFO WHO'S BLOOD RELATED TO ME RIGHT AFTER"
YEAH, THAT JUST ABOUT SUMS UP WHAT SHE WAS FUCKING THINKING.

OH MY FUCKING HELL.
REALLY.
KANAME'S SUPPOSED TO DIE VERY SOON?
I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN.

INB4 SOMEHOW ZERO REGAINS MEMORIES
INB4 KANAME DOESN'T ACTUALLY SACRIFICE HIMSELF OR SOME SHIT LIEK THAT.

And no, I didn't really pay attention to events in between the first 3-4 pages and the sex scene.
All I got out of this was: ermergerd, Kaname is gonna something something become fuel for the mother thingy for them antivamp weapons (I can't remember the terminology at this very moment because CAPS RAGE) and Zero forgets Yuuki.
Yuuki... that MOTHERFUCKING WHORE. KLDSJFKLDSJFKLDSJFKLDSJF
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I NEED AN ANIMU REACTION FACE FOR THIS

Vampire Knight: Chapter 88

GAWD, I MUST POST SOMEWHERE ABOUT THISSS.

Here's my reaction to the latest chapter of VK at the time of writing (November 21, 2012)

First off, when Kaname showed up during Zero and Yuki's moment, the only thing I had to say was, "STOP COCKBLOCKING. SERIOUSLY. THERES SO MUCH MORE YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DOING"
Honestly, we finally get a really good ZeroxYuki moment here yet THAT HAPPENS.
Which reminds me, that kiss actually happened? I thought it was just implied they got really close to it before getting COCKBLOCKED.

I didn't care much for the middle portion of the chappie. Blablabla, Kaname's becoming the new "parent," whatever.
Though Shiki and Rimi being on his side kinda shocked me. I guess I haven't been reading closely for the past year or so.

Moving on, the last bit was a tearjerker.
If Zero and Yuuki were human and so on and so forth.
Gawwwd, that was so sad.
But, really, WHY? WHY WOULD SHE THINK ERASING HIS MEMORY OF HER WOULD REALLY HELP?! T~T
YUKI, YOU FRIGGIN' IDIOT, WHYYYYYY?!
Oh gawd, tears. Tears everywhereeeeee :C




And that is all I wanted to say.

Ranting about blah blah blah

I'm going to start ranting after the following picture of Kagura being his sexy self.

"You stink... deliciously"
Easily the sexiest thing a person can ever say.

There's this retarded trend on Facebook that's been around for quite a while.
It features a bunch of ghetto people posting pictures of naked chicks in order to show that they are sluts or something. Actually they just want to post some porn on facebook for some fucking reason.
Yes, I'm talking about that Exposing Smuts/Sluts/whatever bullshit.
I don't even know where to begin with this.
Let me tell you why this "Exposing ___" bullshit is retarded.

First of all, the source of those pics are from people who got them from some chick who thought, "Hey, I'm gonna send this dude a picture of myself naked." (Or guy; I don't remember ever seeing guys getting posted)
At least have some kind of respect for those dumbasses who thought it would be a great idea to send them out in the first place. Is there really a reason to "expose" them on some facebook page?
Well, that reasoning doesn't matter to me much because, well, why would you send that type of pic to someone in the first place?

Secondly, the people who admin it and the fans of those pages are always, ALWAYS ghetto people.
There isn't even an ounce of intelligence coming out of their words.
They go on and on in their butchered english and shameless behavior.
What makes it worse is that if it happened to them, they would not stop bitching about it.
I'm not talking about how Stan handled the eavesdropper situation on the WikiLeaks episode of South park, I'm talking about going batshit insane.
They will not shut the fuck up if you criticize them like I'm doing in this rant.
They will surround you with their stupidity and will cause you to want to shove a nail into your toenail.
They cannot be reasoned with, they cannot be stopped, they cannot be fucking contained since they mate like rabbits.
Except you know, rabbits are actually cute.

But the worst part of it all, the thing that angers me to no end is...!
The fact that they're posting porn on facebook.
Now don't get the wrong idea, here. I have nothing against porn.
I'm pretty damn sure everybody likes some porn from time to time.
And I hope that if I ever monetize this blog with ads, it'll look over this post.
They're using this "exposing" bullshit as an excuse to post fucking porn on facebook.
I have no clue why their fans are so retarded that they can't even go to google images and search a four letter word (for those pansies who are scared of getting a virus or something).
It makes as much sense as the quantum theory does to a rock.
The thing is, they can't even enjoy it for long either.
They post a picture and take it down in 5 or so minutes so fb doesn't do something to them.
That is completely pointless.

Seriously though, if I wanted to see some goddamn tits, I would google it or I would go to 4chan.
There is no reason to follow a page like that.
Case closed.



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