Seems like the best way to get attention to this silly thing is to rage. Which I am just about to do.
(Not for people to come to this shitty blog, but just 'cause I'm in total rage mode.)
>incoming foul language<
So I've been playing Corpse Party: Book of Shadows, and mind you, I've played Blood Covered already.
Now, I am not gonna review this game or anything like that (it's pretty damn amazing even though the gameplay is shifted to a style that I think suits it's "prequel" nature).
I am here to bitch about the most annoying motherfucker in this entire series.
MOCHIDA FUCKING YUKA
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| I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE |
THIS LITTLE CUNT. OH, WHERE DO I BEGIN.
Alright, let's start here:
Mochida Yuka, the little sister of Satoshi, has a brother complex. She's supposed to be in her second year of middle school even though I swear she looks like she's like 8.
I mean, it's not even the style of the artwork; the other middle school aged characters you encounter look like they could be teens. NOT THIS BITCH THOUGH.
Now, I usually won't mind the complex and I would have thought it was cute... IF SHE WASN'T SUCH A FUCKING RETARD.
Her dialogue consists of ONIICHANNNNN, ONIICHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN x1000000000.
Did I mention she says that in A REALLY SHRILL FUCKING VOICE?!
She's a selfish, childish, spoiled brat who won't shut the fuck up.
Honestly, if you just fell into the basement of a scary-ass alt dimension school that's out to kill you and you know that barely 5 minutes earlier, you were being chased by an axe wielding maniac, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL OUT, "ONIICHAN" WHEN YOU HEAR THE SLIGHTEST SOUND OF FOOTSTEPS?!
Not to mention that bullshit where she had to take a piss and JUST HAD TO FUCKING FIND A USABLE BATHROOM TO GO.
Why was that even necessary? You could die at any moment, yet you decide to go find a bathroom.
THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. LETS JUST GO THROUGH THIS CORPSE PARTY TO FIND A BATHROOM FOR YOU, MY SPOILED PRINCESS.
Befriending Sachiko? Have you completely lost it?
When you see a suspicious ghost of a little girl that looks like this:
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| "Onii-chan this, onii-chan that! Why don't you just die already!!" -Sachiko <3 |
Seriously, when I play her chapter in Blood Covered and in Book of Shadows, I always rage so hard.
After grueling through to the true ending of the chapter, I always go back and play it to get the ends where she dies. That is my only happiness when I'm controlling her character.
That and Kizami Yuuya. What a sexy bastard.
Serves her right to have been captured by him.
Ah, and what about that part in BoS where she frantically tries to find a place to HIDE HER PISS SOAKED PANTIES? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Now this happens during the part where she falls into the basement level.
You were just chased by a madman with an axe/giant blunt object, fell into a creepy-ass cave, and are currently still in this school where death is imminent. WHY THE FUCK IS HIDING YOUR PANTIES A PRIORITY HERE?! YOU WASTED SO MUCH TIME DIGGING A HOLE IN THE BATHROOM WALL DOWN THERE WITH A STICK JUST TO STUFF THEM IN THERE.
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| Just die. |
Final conclusions:
ARE THERE ACTUAL PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO LIKE YUKA?!
Oooh, she's just so full of moe and is such an adorable lil sis chara. FUCK NO.
SHE DOES NOTHING BUT WHINE WHINE WHINE EVERY TIME SHE OPENS THAT MOUTH. There is nothing redeeming about her, dammit.
If I were to get trapped in Heavenly Host and I came across her, I wouldn't mind whatever horrid death I get in the end as long as I get to strangle and murder the shit out of her.
She's so beyond annoying. For the love of hell, I almost cried when I found out she doesn't die in the true end.
I've been so engulfed with rage that I can barely make my points clear. Sorry. ._.
One of these days, I think I'll review Corpse Party. Maybe. >__>
